Pet Horoscopes August

Russell Grant Monthly Horoscope

Leading UK astrologer Russell Grant tells us what the stars have in store for our pets this month...




ARIES March 21st - April 20th

There you are all settled in for a cosy, quiet cuddle with your favourite creature and some upstart invades your scene! Don't be gloomy; this intruder has a real need and the sooner you psyche out the cause of their distress, you can eliminate it and get on with your nap.

The problem with humans is they frequently don't know themselves why they're acting up; they blame their issues on the wrong things and refuse to look at themselves. Do what you can to help them!





TAURUS April 21st - May 21st

Your housemate is happy to have your help while they work on their project; you're such a nurturing, supportive companion. Keep your good spirit in place when the work is done and it's time to enjoy the fruits of your labours.

Stop long enough to celebrate the completion of one task before poking about for another job; as much as you like the feeling of togetherness the joint venture afforded, it's equally important to savour that feeling while just relaxing with your friend.




GEMINI May 22nd - June 21st

There's no doubt about it: you enjoy the finer things in life and expect to get them. Your owner needn't bother trying to palm off inferior food on you. You'll just turn up your nose and sulk until the gourmet brand is emptied into your bowl.

Similarly, you won't rest until your bed is well-aired and clean. You have a special affinity for soft, plush fabric. Velvet cushions are especially tempting.

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CANCER June 22nd - July 23rd

Learning new tricks is no problem, no matter how old you are. Actually, you take direction quite easily. It's nice to have a channel for all your abundant energy. Even if you're usually pretty laid-back, that won't be the case in the weeks ahead. Intellectual stimulation is integral to your health.

Getting a complicated toy helps to pass the hours most pleasantly. If you don't like something, you'll let your owner know with loud vocalisations.




LEO July 24th - August 23rd

Lots of people you encounter have worries or secrets and as each of them confides in you as a trusted member of the family, you quietly carry their burdens. Even some neighbours or visitors may be telling you their troubles or expressing their frustrations about the things that have piled up in their lives.

What can a little pet do when overwrought humans use talking with you as a kind of therapy; all you can do is listen and respond with affectionately loving licks!




VIRGO August 24th - September 23rd

Well, aren't you brimming with stamina, diligently working on tasks your human friends left half done! Are you seeking to gain points for good behaviour to make up for some misadventures you recently got into or perhaps you're just a wonderful, genial member of the family trying to make things nice for everyone.

In either case, your efforts are noticed and appreciated by those you live with; if in truth you are trying to gain forgiveness, how could you ever be denied it!



libra1LIBRA September 24th - October 23rd

You're in a very serious, contemplative mood this month, choosing to keep to yourself. At times, your owner may worry that you're coming down with an illness.

Actually, you're just plotting your next move. You're very fastidious about your environment and may throw a temper tantrum if your environment isn't kept neat and clean. A desire for peace and serenity could prompt you to retreat to a quiet corner.



SCORPIO October 24th - November 22nd

While out and about with your humans, you'll have a bit of good luck. You secretly realise this is because of your magnetic presence and the good vibes that surround you.

Try and parlay this into some kind of reward later on, maybe a treat or backrub. You may have to do some prodding, but you'll get what you want.




SAGITTARIUS November 23rd - December 21st

Being obedient and learning tricks may not be in the cards for you this month. You are firmly entrenched in your own ways and refuse to entertain an annoying teacher.

If your owner really wants to get results, he or she will wait a few weeks to start your lessons. You'll be quite sociable later in the month, seeking out company of all kinds. You'll especially enjoy mixing with members of your own species.





CAPRICORN December 22nd - January 20th

As ever, you're up and on the move, but if you're not paying attention to where you're going and at what speed, it could spell disaster.

Being a scatterbrain has brought many a human many a problem, for you, it could turn out to be a calamity depending on what you crash into or knock over. Stay out of rooms with piles of clutter and avoid windowsills with any fragile items on them. With a degree of care, you can succeed!



AQUARIUS January 21st - February 19th

It's adventures in fuzzy thinking and fatigue that plague you and your housemate now; you may even note your human friend is particularly distracted while you suffer from not being able to find items you tucked away somewhere; this can be quite frustrating!

Both of you can clear your minds by getting some outdoor exercise. An extra turn or two around the neighbourhood will help, so urge on your companion onward; eventually, your lost toys will turn up and conditions will improve.



PISCES February 20th - March 20th

Though you experience a few noisy disruptions currently, you'll later look back and be glad these events took place! As household projects are scheduled, your home companions may determine that you're in the way, leaving you with two choices.

Take yourself away from the areas in which work is being done and get some peace and quiet in or you might just find yourself shunted out of the way in a less than dignified manner.


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Russell Grant

The UK Astrologer, Britain's most loved Astrologer with your pet's horoscopes for August  ...

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