Pet Horoscopes: March


Pet Horoscope March

For a bit of fun, we asked leading UK astrologer Russell Grant to tell us what the planets have in store for our pets this month...




ARIES March 21st - April 20th

Whether happily or not, for the foreseeable future peace and quiet aren't really in the game plan. There are lots of excited humans at home making plans, having friends over and generally feeling alternately serious and giddy. Consequently there's lots of chatter and sudden movement in the house; it's no wonder you're a bit on edge! Entertain yourself usefully until this passes or just find a comfy spot and wait.




TAURUS April 21st - May 21st

There are times when you feel so low you aren't able to get interested in playful roughhousing or going for walks; what a relief it is when cycles change, the mood shifts and you're ready to interact with people. As many creatures bustle with good energy you slip into a lively flow. Whatever it was that got you down, isn't it grand to know you can rebound so well and allow a new spirit to enliven you! Keep plugging in to the great mystery!



GEMINI May 22nd - June 21st

How fortunate that you're optimistic enough to understand all the dark clouds you and your housemates have been under will pass and sunshine will return to the land. Getting through a rough period challenges you and the people who go through it with you, but it makes you all stronger. Bad news on TV might add to the dismal feeling at home, so it's up to you to restore a sense of strength and continuity.

CANCER June 22nd - July 23rd

Though you enjoy playing with friends better than almost anything else, an interest in gadgets and things electrical comes in as a close second on your list. With a house full of things that whirr, buzz, spin or tick, it's no wonder you're fascinated and end up tangled in the cords that connect these items to a power source! You're likely particularly attracted to the colourful wires, but take care; as interesting as all these may appear, there are dangers to chewing on them!



LEO July 24th - August 23rd

A few bumps in your road don't ruffle your easy nature. Even though you can't see what's coming, you seem to be able to go along with things with an attitude of calm and acceptance. This attitude is noticed by your companions and is admired more than you realise. Without knowing it, you are a comfort and model for others.



VIRGO August 24th - September 23rd

If you're in the mood for love, you'll surely find it now; whether it takes the form of cuddling with a human pal or getting friendly with another of your species, the spark of good feelings carries you through the month. You can also use this positive energy to get something material you've wanted; you just need to indicate what it is to the one who's in a position of providing it to you.


libra1LIBRA September 24th - October 23rd

You got so used to prowling about looking for surprises last month, you're at a bit of a loss as to what to do with yourself as your days return to a routine existence. Don't fret, in due course there will be special events on the calendar that set your heart to beating happily, but for the moment enjoy getting back to basics. There is a simple pleasure in day to day doings and the familiarity of the rituals you have with your companion. Cherish those.



SCORPIO October 24th - November 22nd

A decidedly happy feeling seems to be permeating the air; housemates, human visitors and pets who come to call all pick up the cheerful energy that you've tuned in to. Isn't it delightful to see everyone in a good mood, hear inspiring music being played at home and smell tantalising aromas coming from the direction of the kitchen? For a pet who appreciates elegance, you're quite pleased to see the house getting decorated in high style and people dressing in their finest!




SAGITTARIUS November 23rd - December 21st

It's remarkable what a sunny attitude creates for you as you go about your daily routine. You may recently have been upset with people who didn't pay as much attention to you as you'd like, but scratching furniture or chewing items of clothing is no way to turn things in your favour. If you're fair you'll acknowledge you've gone through cycles when you were too distracted to attend to your companion's wants, so be patient now until they have more time for you.



CAPRICORN December 22nd - January 20th

If you haven't had an official celebration yet, you can be sure one is currently being planned. A neighbour may stop by with a surprise treat or a human friend you only see on special occasions may come to see you. Those who visit all have one goal in common: to honour you! Seeing how well you are loved and remembered by so many makes your heart happy, but you're sensitive enough to understand that love is a two-way street; you give as much as you get.




AQUARIUS January 21st - February 19th

Be careful not to hurt anyone accidentally while horsing around. Your size can be intimidating, even if your personality isn't. Not everyone knows that you're a great big teddy bear. You'll take lots of extended walk this month, and if an injury does occur, let your victim know you didn't do it on purpose by kissing up to them for as long as it takes.



PISCES February 20th - March 20th

Step by step you're being guided to become more serious or mature in your attitude and behaviour. Some events that occur within your household or to members of your immediate family will serve to feed this growth. As much as you enjoy being playful and as much as that type of expression is needed and appreciated most of the time, there are occasions when a more solemn response is called for. Learn to be comforting without being 'the entertainer'; someone needs this from you now.


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Russell Grant

The UK Astrologer, Britain's most loved Astrologer

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